On spoons as mirrors

A well-polished spoon gives you two views of yourself: one that is convex (you're all nose) and another that is concave (you are all ears). I write fiction and poetry under the nom de plume of "Sally Caves" and "Hypatia Pickens," both of whom distort and reflect their creator noseward or earward, broadly or narrowly. Let's see what gets put here.